funkmasterkush:

Chill with me im a pretty fungi.

tootle-trip:

Going in. tootle-trip:

Going in.

humansofnewyork:

"One day a crazy looking homeless guy came to the door, and we were about to close the door on him, but my mother saw him and shouted: ‘Hey Eugene!’ She knew his name! Then she ran around the kitchen putting all sorts of food into tupperware, and brought it out to him. After he left, we asked my mom why she gave him so much food. She told us: ‘You never know how Jesus is going to look when he shows up.’ She was always saying that— it was a spiritual thing. Then you know what happened? Two months later, that same man showed up on the door step, clean shaven, and wearing a suit. And he had an envelope with money for my mother. ‘Ms. Rosa always believed in me,’ he said. I’ll never forget it! Eugene was his name."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m studying to be a librarian."

"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"

"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."

johnlindley665:

Tiny Raindrop/Balance & Composure.

(via jacklives)

fingerlesgloves:

The Ballad of Dark Homer
KC Green of Gunshowhttp://gunshowcomic.com/
fingerlesgloves:

The Ballad of Dark Homer
KC Green of Gunshowhttp://gunshowcomic.com/
fingerlesgloves:

The Ballad of Dark Homer
KC Green of Gunshowhttp://gunshowcomic.com/
fingerlesgloves:

The Ballad of Dark Homer
KC Green of Gunshowhttp://gunshowcomic.com/
fingerlesgloves:

The Ballad of Dark Homer
KC Green of Gunshowhttp://gunshowcomic.com/

basedpidgeot:

lil wayne dresses like a 14 year old trying to dress like what he thinks rappers dress like

basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

(via steviebuck)

fooliish-dreamers:

therealsourpatchninja:

kevinskidney:

louisbum:

nakedwithhoran:

does england exist to make every other country look stupid

all but one

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yea, america can do it by itself 

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exactly

(via nycstd)